Men, if you’re like me, you should know by now what happens when you say the wrong thing.  By the time you’re finished with your sentence, you already know you’ve made a big mistake.   You can feel the tension fly across the room from your wife that instantly locks your anus shut. 

And it doesn’t end there.  She let’s you know about it in every way possible.  From crying, to anger, to outbursts, to menstrual-like insanity…she let’s you know that you made a BIG mistake that you’ll be paying for – for many years to come. 

You and I are stupid man slobs that years and years of training can only seem to make the slightest dent in.  Our behavior only gets slightly better and definetly not better enough for the woman.

So happy Valentine’s Day to you and your lady.  Do something nice for her this Valentine’s Day, so that you can remind her how generous you are the next time you put your size 13 foot in your mouth.

So, here’s a cool song that’s on YouTube by comedian Tim Hawkins.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&feature=related